oh no

you know
 i am a voracious reader

 i have
 real books on shelves
 in our bedroom
 books
 i have read 
but
 can't part with
 because
 i might read them 
again

 yes
 i often re-read books
 i re-read
 the stand 
every few years

 i know
 i am crazy
 but
 sort of harmless

i also have
 both 
nook and kindle apps
 on my iPad 
i have read and archived many books

 lately
 i have embraced
 ya books 
they are often 
far more
 involving
 better 
written 
than
 books
 for us oldsters 

they also
 for some reason
 seem
 to
 all
 be trilogies 

occasionally 
there are longer series 

in my experience
 those
 tend to be formulamatic
 and 
not
 very good

 recently
 three trilogies 
where i read the first books 
released the second or third book

 in one case
it had been so long between books
 i could not remember
 who was who

 i had to go back to the last book
and 
re-read the last chapters 

in the most recent read 
i was completely lost 
i had it confused with another series
 add
 to that
 the author decided to have the chapters
 narrated in the first person 
with
 no
 indiction
 of 
who was speaking

 that really bugged me 

oddly 
once i got with the program 
i loved it 
 now
i am going to have to wait
 12-18 months 
for the next installment 

that 
my friends
 is
 my biggest issue
 with 
these books

 maybe its me
 being older 
maybe my memory
 isn't what it used to be

 no

 that is definitely
 not
 the case 

i have an incredibly scary memory
 i only don't remember things
 i choose not to 

really
 if
 i was
 listening reading watching
 its
 there
 forever

 anyway
 i am between books

 to kill time 
when things here
 at the office are quiet
 i occasionally
 indulge
 in a game called bejeweled
 its simplistic
 but
 it keeps me
 from 
online shopping or staring into space

 the iPhone upgrade
 apparently
 blew the game out
its no longer loading

at some point yesterday
 in my search
 for 
a simple diversion
 i looked at candy crush 
oh
 why 
did 
do
 that 

'cause
 you know
 now
 i
 am 
hooked


(these remind me of candy crush)