it seems all i do is whine

i only went out on sunday
 because
 i had to deal
 with my hair

oh
 i did get my nails done too
hey i was out




  my hair

 i am
very vain
 about 
my hair

 its 
maybe
my best feature

it
looks 
like
 shit
 okay
 maybe
 more 
like 
overcooked spaghetti

 why

 a
 lack
of
 communication

 i am
willing
 to
accept 80% 
of
the blame
 for
 not asking questions 

the stylist
should
 have asked
too

 i have 
over the last year 
had keratin applied
to
 the border 
to 
the rim
to
the frame
 to
 the whatever
 around 
my face
and
the bottom layer of my hair

to 
relax
to
 smooth
 it
 because
 silver hair
 has this odd texture
 plus
my hair
is very
coarse
very
 thick

 the keratin 
has
 never
before
 made it
 flat 
straight
 lifeless

 i tried to save a fews dollars 
the stylist who blow-dries my hair is quite good 
were
i not
totally happy
with
tim 
who
 cuts my hair
perfectly
 i would switch

 i digress

 tim's salon
charges lot more for keratin 
than
 the weekend place
 i go for blow dries
 so
 i decided 
i would let them do it

well
 apparently 
the weekend place
uses
 two different types of keratin
 they didn't ask
i didn't ask

 i ended up 
with 
the 
straightener vs the relaxer 

now
 all the money i saved
 is moot

 it takes months
 for it to wash out

i dont want it 
all
 to wash out

i want 
the front and sides
 to
 be 
less 
flat
lifeless

 i see tim in 2 weeks for a hair cut
 i hope the stick straight front/sides
won't affect
the way he cuts/styles
 because
 i love this shaggy cut

 gah 

poor you
dear reader
 if its not whining about twisted necklaces
 its whining about hair 


wait
 here's a nice photo to make up for all the whining 


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