lying liars




snapped
 as
 i walked past
 on my way
 to
 trudge 
up
 36
 stairs

 the escalator
 in the times square subway station
 had been broken
 again
 in mid december

 its broken more often then it works 

last nite toonman and i were discusing
 how the mta
 would do well
 to keep
 a repair person
 on staff 
on site

 shortly
 after the beginning of 2013
 'they' 
blocked off 
 the broken escalator
 with
 this
 big blue wall
 that narrows
 the 36 step staircase 
so during rush hour
 going up or down the stairs 
is a slow process

 no one in new york 
seems
 to
 'get'
 the premise
 of 
'stay to the right'


  that sign
 was recently revised
 to
 'on or about 4/11/13'
 because
 the original sign
 promised
 completion
 by
 4/1/13

 was that an april fool joke gone wrong?
 i doubt it
 the mta doesnt seem to have much of a sense of humor

 the walk to the working escalator at 42nd and 7th
 is quite a long walk
 especially 
if you already have walked
 to this exit
 and
 discovered
 this sign

another 
myth
 is this
 heatwave
 we're having
 while
 some of the country
 is still getting snow
 we're 20+ degrees warmer
 in nyc
 than
 'normal'

 well here's a fact
 every
 single
 april
 as far back as i can recall
there's 
been
 one week
 where the temps 
suddenly
 soar
 up 
into
 the high 70s 
even the 80s

 everyone marvels
 at this arrival of summer temps

 the week ends
 with
 colder temps
 that remain through the end of april 
am i
the only one
 who notices?