Out and About in New York City: toonsday husbandisms

toonsday husbandisms

34 comments:

RajeshTuesday, May 12, 2009 at 12:06:00 AM EDT
wonderful.
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CloudiaTuesday, May 12, 2009 at 12:23:00 AM EDT
Husbands!
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Brit' Gal SarahTuesday, May 12, 2009 at 12:28:00 AM EDT
Yes and I'm still waiting for the 'oven toon'!!
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magiceyeTuesday, May 12, 2009 at 12:51:00 AM EDT
no inspiration?
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Marie ReedTuesday, May 12, 2009 at 2:34:00 AM EDT
He probably ate beefaroni all week too:)
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Robynn's RavingsTuesday, May 12, 2009 at 2:54:00 AM EDT
So what DID you do while she was gone?! All those CHORES caught up now?
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ThumbelinaTuesday, May 12, 2009 at 4:10:00 AM EDT
He lost his fodder! :(
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Sandi McBrideTuesday, May 12, 2009 at 5:44:00 AM EDT
What kind of excuse is that? Men, always have to have a woman to blame!
Sandi
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judiTuesday, May 12, 2009 at 5:51:00 AM EDT
Oh, woo is the cootest widdle sing?
Woo are!
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Laura ~Peach~Tuesday, May 12, 2009 at 7:25:00 AM EDT
lol excuses excuses
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Mental P MamaTuesday, May 12, 2009 at 7:40:00 AM EDT
::snort::
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asthmagirlTuesday, May 12, 2009 at 9:03:00 AM EDT
Sounds a little lame....
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TSannieTuesday, May 12, 2009 at 9:18:00 AM EDT
Get on it, bud! You're not allowed to take time off!
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imomTuesday, May 12, 2009 at 9:32:00 AM EDT
It's always someone elses fault!
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Lily HydrangeaTuesday, May 12, 2009 at 9:36:00 AM EDT
ha-ha-ha! good one.
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Rob InukshukTuesday, May 12, 2009 at 9:36:00 AM EDT
It's a tough life....
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DianneTuesday, May 12, 2009 at 9:41:00 AM EDT
See that, left on his own he is toonless

You are his muse
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bobbieTuesday, May 12, 2009 at 10:18:00 AM EDT
But she's back now! Get to work.
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DonalynTuesday, May 12, 2009 at 11:52:00 AM EDT
Yes - she is back. Pick up your socks.

and yay! - I can comment!
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CarverTuesday, May 12, 2009 at 12:16:00 PM EDT
Ha, too funny.
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JeaneTuesday, May 12, 2009 at 12:46:00 PM EDT
ooooohhhhhh - uh huh, I see...of course!
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AkelamaluTuesday, May 12, 2009 at 1:38:00 PM EDT
Ah he missed you Daryl! :)
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bellamochaTuesday, May 12, 2009 at 1:42:00 PM EDT
I love his look! sigh. And a 'toon can't answer back, or stop me spending. Hmmm.
Can I borrow?

Bella :)
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JacobTuesday, May 12, 2009 at 1:51:00 PM EDT
Sure, blame the "little woman!"
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dianeTuesday, May 12, 2009 at 2:01:00 PM EDT
He is the funny one!
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willowTuesday, May 12, 2009 at 2:04:00 PM EDT
They just can't function without us.
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mielikkiTuesday, May 12, 2009 at 2:09:00 PM EDT
and he NEVER does anything 'toonable', is that it? LOL
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DragonstarTuesday, May 12, 2009 at 4:12:00 PM EDT
LOL!
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Ms HenTuesday, May 12, 2009 at 7:43:00 PM EDT
I adore this one. cute
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sybil lawTuesday, May 12, 2009 at 8:09:00 PM EDT
D'OH!
:D
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Verily I go.Tuesday, May 12, 2009 at 8:16:00 PM EDT
ohjeezhomealone. Daryl! ohjeezhurry.
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Snooty PrimadonaTuesday, May 12, 2009 at 11:26:00 PM EDT
Oh Yeah! That's always a valid excuse for husbands, LOL!
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MojoThursday, May 14, 2009 at 11:39:00 AM EDT
Uh... yeah. Why does this not surprise me?
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LouiseThursday, June 18, 2009 at 1:49:00 PM EDT
Hilarious!
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The Legacy of Eden - Nelle Davy
Fuse - Julianna Baggott
Pure - Julianna Baggott
Generation Lost - Elizabeth Hand
Gods in Alabama - Joshilyn Jackson
The Rope - Nevada Barr
gideon's corpse - Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child
The Informationist - Taylor Stevens
The Hum and the Shiver - Alex Bledsoe
The Stranger's Child - Alan Hollinghurst
Ed King - David Guterson
The Leopard - Jo Nesbø
Stolen Prey - John Sandford
Blood Bound - Patricia Briggs
The Descendants - Kaui Hart Hemmings
The Hypnotist - Lars Kepler
Luxe Series - Anna Godbersen
The Janus Stone - Elly Griffiths
The Crossing Places - Elly Griffiths
Buried Prey - John Sandford
Redshirts - John Scalzi
Angelfall Book 1 - Susan Ee
Moon Called - Patricia Briggs
Zero History - William Gibson
The Beautiful Mystery - Louise Penny
Shadow of Night - Deborah Harkness
A Discovery of Witches - Deborah Harkness
The Weed That Strings the Hangman's Bag - Alan Bradley
11/22/63 - Stephen King
Neuromancer - William Gibson
The Fatal Touch - Conor Fitzgerald
The Map of Time - Felix J. Palma
Talulla Rising - Glen Duncan
The Last Werewolf - Glen Duncan
Storm Prey - John Sandford
Misterioso - Arne Dahl
Wicked Prey - John Sandford
Mystery - Jonathan Kellerman
Started Early, Took My Dog - Kate Atkinson
When Will There Be Good News? - Kate Atkinson
Alive in Necropolis - Doug Dorst
The Imperfectionists - Tom Rachman
Mr. Toppit - Charles Elton
The Radleys - Matt Haig
Disciple of the Dog - R. Scott Bakker
Phantom Prey - John Sandford
Deeper Than The Dead - Tami Hoag
Shanghai Girls - Lisa See
One Good Turn - Kate Atkinson
Believing the Lie - Elizabeth George
The Drop - Michael Connelly
The Chalk Girl - Carol O'Connell
Fifty Shades Freed - E. L. James
Fifty Shades Darker - E.L. James
Fifty Shades of Grey - E.L. James
Very Bad Men - Harry Dolan
A Trick of Light - Louise Penny
Dance with Dragons - George R.R. Martin
A Feast for Crows - George R.R. Martin
A Clash of Kings - George R.R. Martin
State of Wonder - Ann Patchett
Bury Your Dead - Louise Penny
Eat, Pray, Love - Elizabeth Gilbert
The Snowman - Jo Nesbo
Case Histories - Kate Atkinson
A Game of Thrones - George R. R. Martin
The Dogs of Rome - Conor Fitzgerald
A Reliable Wife - Robert Goolrick
Land of the Painted Caves - Jean Auel
The Help - Kathryn Stockett
Samaritan - Richard Price
A Rule Against Murder - Louise Penny
The Keep - Jennifer Egan
The Brothers of Baker Street - Michael Robertson
The Sweetness at the Bottom of the Pie - Alan Brady
13 1/2 - Nevada Barr
The Baker Street Letters - Michael Robertson
The Three Weissmanns of Westport - Cathleen Schine
The Cruelest Month - Louise Penny
Ender's Game - Orson Scott Card
A Fatal Grace - Louise Penny
Human Croquet - Kate Atkinson
The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon
The Sherlockian - Graham Moore
Bad Things Happen - Harry Dolan
The Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins
The Millennium Series - Stieg Larsson
The Reversal - Michael Connelly
All Clear - Connie Willis
Labyrinth - Kate Mosse
Under The Dome - Stephen King
The Broken Window - Jeffrey Deaver
Biting the Moon - Martha Grimes
Ten Days in the Hills - Jane Smiley
Blackout - Connie Willis
Ravens - George Dawes Green
Still Life - Louise Penny
Behind the Scenes at the Museum - Kate Atkinson
The Burnt House - Faye Kellerman
Three Shirt Deal - Stephen J Cannell
Bone By Bone - Carol O'Connell
Assassin Series - Robert Ferrigno
9 Dragons - Michael Connelly
The Fifth Floor - Michael Harvey
Road Dogs - Elmore Leonard
The Scarecrow - Michael Connelly
Run - Ann Patchett
Dangerous Admissions: Secrets of a Closet Sleuth - Jane O'Connor
Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
The Vanishing Act of Esme Lennox - Maggie O'Farrell
The Dirty Secrets Club - Meg Gardiner
The Graveyard Book - Neil Gaiman
The Lincoln Lawywer - Michael Connelly
The Yiddish Policeman's Union - Michael Chabon
Bridge of Sighs - Richard Russo
Candles Burning - Tabitha King/Michael McDowell
Chasing the Dragon - Domenic Stansberry
Dakota - Martha Grimes
Inspector Linley series - Elizabeth George
Lush Life - Richard Price
Mallory series - Carol O'Connell
The Hood trilogy - Stephen Lawhead
Tales of the City - Armistead Maupin
The 13th Tale - Diane Setterfield
The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay - Michael Chabon
The Brass Verdict - Michael Connelly
The Guernsey Literary & Potato Peel Pie Society - Mary Ann Shaffer, Annie Barrows
The Knitting Circle - Ann Hood
Twilight - Stephanie Meyers
Under Currents - Ridley Pearson
Water For Elephants - Sara Gruen
What The Dead Know - Laura Lippman

overheard

You can't polish a turd
He's so stupid he couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the directions written on the heel
Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.
What do parents owe their young that is more important than a warm and trusting connection to the Earth...?
Thinking never helped anyone.
Yeah, it would be nice if life slowed down for those things we might like to meditate upon a bit longer, and speed up for those events that are distasteful and/or painful. Ah, well
Remember when we could remember?
Do not grieve. Anything you lose comes round in another form.
You gotta give 'em hope.
The first human being who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization.
You can observe a lot by just watching
Shut up shuttin' up!
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
Awfulizing
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not
When everyone's talking and no one is listening, how can we decide?
Blessed are the flexible, for they will not be bent out of shape.
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Do your little bit of good where you are; it's those little bits of good put together that overwhelm the world
I didnt put M on the cc list so dont send him a copy.
“The white cracker who wrote the national anthem knew what he was doing. He set the word ‘free’ to a note so high nobody can reach it.”
You know, you just can't polish a turd
Love is when two people know everything about each other, and it's okay
How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours
Civil servants should serve civilly.
Life is what ya make it! Even the bad times help mold you into a unique individual! Remember this & have no regrets of past choices! Move forward be the best you can be & learn from everything!!!!
A burp is a fart that never had a chance
That jarred my preserves
I brought a wallet full of $40s
Think: It isn't illegal yet
Don't guess, Google
WV: Defluch - who gives a defluch
The real meaning of courage is not to be unafraid, but to do what you need to do even though you are afraid.
No one is ever truly lost, not as long as we remember
Coffee should be black as Hell, strong as death, and sweet as love
There is not that much in life you can really control, but you sure can control the color of your hair
Right is of no sex. Truth is of no color.
Shut The Front Door
The first and worst of all frauds is to cheat one's self. All sin is easy after that.
there's no sin except stupidity
I can access Spacebook from my friend's flaptop.
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars in the sky, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Until one has learned to deeply love an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened.
time flies .. whether you are having fun or not. so, go, have fun.
I have high speed internet, pizza delivery and a vibrator. I never need to leave the house!
Sometimes your party is in and sometimes it is out. Your party is currently out. So shut the hell up and deal with it.
You can fight fear with power
There is no camera that can make a picture. No lens, no lights can make a picture. Forget about different cameras and accessories, just use what you’ve got. Only your eyes can make a picture.
Winter is nature's way of saying, "Up yours."
Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast!
Frolicphobia (the fear of clowns)
Silent and Listen contain the same letters.
My brain is leaking.
It is what it is.
Love is human. Its flawed.
I'm not interested in documenting reality but rather showing you what the world looks like through my eyes and tweaked by my imagination.
My vagina is a musical snob.
fuckmefuckmefuckmefuckme. oh shit.
Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about dancing in the rain.
The source of my difficulties has always been the same: an inability to accept what to others seems natural, and an irresistible tendency to voice opinions no one wants to hear,
If I can shoot it drunk, you can do it sober!
I get the feeling he would fuck mud..without any regard of the quality of the mud.
Nobody knows anybody, not that well.
The next last thing.
Last year is so yesterday.
The higher the hair, the closer to God.
Live now like it's Heaven on Earth.