phew, turkey crisis averted!
i told you
i ordered
our thanksgiving dinner
from zabars
as i did last year
as i did last year
i likely ordered
too much food
it will get eaten
there'll be leftovers for days
after all
its just me toonman and my sister aka sil
what did i order
turkey breast
pot roast aka brisket
rosemary roasted potatoes
sweet mashed yams
string beans almondine
creamed spinach
traditional cornbread stuffing
turkey gravy
of course
that
wasn't
what was delivered
what was delivered
was
a
15 pound smoked whole turkey
smoked
whole turkey
15 pounds
whoa
i called zabars
they were so busy
the nice woman
on the phone
told me
she couldn't get a manager to pick up the phone
you're just down the street
could you bring it in
see the manager
have him swap it out for you
could i
i could
i did
they are the nicest people
no one told me
it was my mistake
it sort of was
apparently
the smoked whole turkey
is
the line
above
the turkey breast
on the order form
and
my '1' filled the both slots
they went with the whole turkey
smoked
yikes
i swapped it for a 6-7 lbs of turkey breast
got the difference refunded in cash
is cash okay
he asked
sure
i said
crisis averted
we'll still have leftovers for days
but
who cares
there will be wine
oh yeah
cranberry compote and kale salad from bird bath bakery
sil's bringing the pies
happy thanksgiving!!!!!!!
