life is tough
this photo
really has nothing to do
with the title of this post
the early morning sky caught my eye
the light was so soft
the image needed balance
i played
it feels better
segue
i ordered
a pair
of
Narciso Rodriquez for Kohl's leggings
so cool looking
$17.60
charcoal grey with a black tuxedo stripe
(image stolen from Kohls.com)
they arrived
seriously
i felt like the winner on biggest loser
they were gigantic
huge
two of me would have fit in them
what size did i order?
large
a friend has them in small
she's small
so i thought
with my long legs
i would need a large
wrong
i went to the website
to return the pair i got
to purchase a pair in medium
but
they're sold out
in grey/black
and
the
red ones
(image stolen from Kohls.com)
are not me
not at all
the sizing is weird
they come
in
extra small
medium
large (which is gigantic)
and
extra large
which i assume
is meant for conjoined twins
i mean
seriously
who is
that
large
no way would x-small fit
medium is sold out
i am sure that they're still available in a kohl's store
alas
there is no kohl's here on the island of manhattan
life is tough
