box lunch
when it was Disneynified
several years ago
what was once a bastion of bad
called
Times Square
turned into
a tourist mall
with
little tables and chairs
as well as
people
dressed as Disney characters
to pose with
of course
they all carry a little purse
to put tips in
hey
nothing
nothing
is
free
one sort of good thing
thats happened
is
there are more restaurants in the area
in addition to
the old time pre-theatre restaurants
that line the side streets
where
for a premium price
you can dine
on
mostly ordinary food
served fast
so
you can eat drink and get to the theatre
in time for curtain up
Wednesdays
are still matinee day
with
tons of out of towners
bussed in
to
flood the area
with
slow
walking
gawkers
one evening
I felt
like a salmon
swimming upstream
against the current
so thick and oblivious
were the crowds
I work in Times Square
well
on 42nd Street
to be precise
I get here early
never go out for lunch
leave by 4:45
so
I can beat the crowds
but
people want to eat
there have been
carts
from which
to buy
coffee
danish
sandwiches
then
last week I spotted
that
'parked'
between 42nd and 41st Streets
what
a
menu:
NYC's finest
it proclaims
hot dogs
lobster rolls
lobster rolls?
in Times Square
for sure
you is shi,
er
kidding
me
you is shi,
er
kidding
me
right?
nope
ice cream
coffee
donuts
pretzels
what a nutritious menu
Hey
Mayor Mike
maybe
you need
to find a way
to enforce
a better selection of foods
along with his drink size limit
in a few months
restaurants
pizza chains
delis
will
no longer
be able to sell
carbonated soft drinks 16 oz or over
dont be too upset
you can still
go into any
bodega or supermarket
to get as big a gulp as you want
stepping off the soap box
I wonder
where and what
do
you
eat for lunch?
Nosy bloggers want to know
Spill!