three

street fair fare  

tho

 after the last one 

seeing

 that vendor handling money

 with

 the same protective gloves

 he handled the food with

I am not sure 

I am eating 

anything on the street

 however

 these are amazing looking

 they are crisp potato twirls

 cut 

with some special Popeil gadget 

(Google Ron Popeil, go ahead)

 so they are twirly 

and 

on those skewers

 as they are plunged

 into 

hot grease

 and 

fried 

and 

salted

 ... sigh ... 

I am sure 

they have no calories at all

 as they are eaten whilst walking

 which 

of course 

automatically 

cancels all the calories,

 if my late Aunt Molly were here 

she'd tell you that's true

oh 

she

 also

 claimed

 ice cream

 had

 no fat 

calories