have you heard?

this photo was stolen from Google

The world is ending on May 21st.  

I understand 

the world's demise was predicted once before

 amazingly it was wrong.  

WAIT! 

May 21st is not the end of the world

 lets get this straight 

I dont want any of you running 

hither and yon 

with 

misinformation.

 May 21st is Judgment Day.

  

The true official last day of the world is 

October 21st.  

Whew.   

I was a little nervous 

I hadnt begun to repent 

now I have more time. 

I do wonder how accurate this is because the same source cites:  

the year 4990 BC - The flood of Noah’s day. 

All perished in a worldwide flood. 

Only Noah, his wife, and his 3 sons and their wives survived in the ark 

(6023 years from creation).  

ALL?  

What about those animals that boarded the Ark two by two?  

Maybe this is really a new show from JJ Abrams, 

he's prolific and has an amazing imagination 

Just check out his new series Alcatraz 

oh, sorry, don't mean to tease.

if this is for reals, well, 

maybe
you'll get to see an episode or two

I dont know when Fox begins its new fall season.