life is tough






this photo
really has nothing to do
with the title of this post
the early morning sky caught my eye
the light was so soft
the image needed balance
i played
it feels better

segue

i ordered
a pair
 of 
Narciso Rodriquez for Kohl's leggings 
so cool looking
 $17.60 
charcoal grey with a black tuxedo stripe 

 (image stolen from Kohls.com)

they arrived
seriously
 i felt like the winner on biggest loser 
they were gigantic
 huge
 two of me would have fit in them

 what size did i order?

 large

a friend has them in small
 she's small
 so i thought 
with my long legs
 i would need a large 
wrong 

i went to the website
 to return the pair i got
to purchase a pair in medium
 but
they're sold out
 in grey/black
 and
 the 
red ones

(image stolen from Kohls.com)

 are not me
 not at all 

the sizing is weird 
they come
 in 
extra small
medium
 large (which is gigantic)
 and
 extra large
 which i assume
 is meant for conjoined twins
 i mean 
seriously
 who is
  that 
large 

no way would x-small fit
medium is sold out
i am sure that they're still available in a kohl's store
alas
there is no kohl's here on the island of manhattan
life is tough