the one with a long story, there's a dog too

yesterday
 was
 a lovely day
 sunshine
 moderate temps
 the hotel next door
 power washed
 the street
 in front of their doorway
 just below our building
 the noise 
 was 
really
 obnoxious

 toonman and i 
decided
 to take a walk
 hoping
 by the time 
we returned
 the noise
 would
 be
 gone

 we headed
 out
 walking up
 riverside drive 
entering
 the park
 at 83rd street
 where 
there was a small playground
 an ice cream cart 
and 
a dog walker



we walked
 uptown
 along the promenade
 i took lots of photos
 at
 the community gardens 
with
 the
 big camera 


then
 we walked
 down
 to the water
 enjoying
 the breezes
 the boats 


it
 was 
really a lovely day
 when
 we got to 72nd street
 we decided
 to 
head home
 you've 
got to climb
 some
 amazing
steep
 stone
 stairs
to exit the park at 72nd street 



can you see
 there
 at the top
 that 
yellow and white 
strip



thats
 a recent addition
 i believe
 it was done
 because
 the last two steps
are 
further
 apart 
higher
 then
the distance
 between
 all the other steps

 i dont know why its like that
i do know
 toonman has tripped there
 i have tripped there
 and
 yesterday
 i really took a hard fall

 one minute
 i was stepping up
 to
 the last step
 then
 i was on the ground
 the big camera
 flew
 off
of 
my right shoulder
 the iphone
 flew out 
out
of
 my left hand
 i 
was
 on
 the
 ground
feeling
 really stupid 

toonman grabbed the big camera
 afterward he said he didnt know what to do
 but
 he assumed the worst
deciding in a flash
 to
 grab the camera
 so
 i wouldn't see how badly it was damaged

 it wasnt damaged at all

neither
 was the iphone 
which
 i picked up before he took it from me
 and
 then he dropped

 there was a lot
 of
 oh fuck gaddamn holy crap jeezus
 expletived 
around

 my thigh was really hurting
 my right arm was hurting
 the palm of my right hand felt raw

 did
 i mention
 my right thigh
 really
 hurt

 two nice young men
 stopped to see if i was ok
 i said yes
 i was mostly embarrassed
 one of them
 pointed 
out
 the
 height difference
 between
 that last step and the others

 i said
 i know 
thats why this is so embarrassing 
its not like
i didnt know

 anyway

 i thanked them for distracting me
 from the pain
toonman
 helped me up
  we headed home
 i iced my thigh
 but 
i think its going to be 
a lovely shade of purple 
with 
some
 yellowish green
 for 
a few days 

damn steps

oh yeah the power washer was gone
peace
and
quiet
had
 returned
 to west 80 street