three

street fair fare  
tho
 after the last one 
seeing
 that vendor handling money
 with
 the same protective gloves
 he handled the food with
I am not sure 
I am eating 
anything on the street

 however

 these are amazing looking
 they are crisp potato twirls
 cut 
with some special Popeil gadget 
(Google Ron Popeil, go ahead)
 so they are twirly 
and 
on those skewers
 as they are plunged
 into 
hot grease
 and 
fried 
and 
salted
 ... sigh ... 
I am sure 
they have no calories at all
 as they are eaten whilst walking
 which 
of course 
automatically 
cancels all the calories,
 if my late Aunt Molly were here 
she'd tell you that's true
oh 
she
 also
 claimed
 ice cream
 had
 no fat 
calories